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confessions of frothy

Posted Over 12 Years ago by Frothy

Hey everyone. I'm Frothy Discharge. I do not go by that moniker because it was quickly banned when I began posting here.

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A few people have asked me why I call myself Frothy.

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

It reminds me of my Nana. Oh good ol' Nana, we sure had some great times.

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

My Nana once took my to Olive Garden. Actually, we went quite a bit.

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

One night at the Olive Garden, my Nana ordered wine for herself, but ended up letting me drink all of it.

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

But the waiter caught us and had us kicked out of the restaurant. :(

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

But my Nana managed to get the waiter's name from the receipt, used it to find his address and proceeded to stalk him for several weeks.

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

She even let me stab a pumpkin on his porch! :)

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

My Nana didn't let me do all sorts of illegal stuff though. For example, she never approved of weed.

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

But she did get me nitrous balloons for me once for my birthday :)

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

I guess it all started to fall apart between Nana and I when I told her I wouldn't be able to get her any grandkids.

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

This is because I'm not sexually attracted to other people...only inanimate objects.

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

Rubber ducks to be specifics.

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

I thought she already had a grandkid: you.

Over 12 Years ago
Query

Specifics...

specific*

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

Great grandkids. Sorry.

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

So she got mad at me. And things escalated to the point where she put a used Depends diaper in my mailbox.

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Over 12 Years ago
mcgee

After she did that, my mom decided to put her in an old folks home in Oregon.

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

Anybody want to see my rubber ducky collection?

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

Well too bad. They're mine and they remind me of Nana before she went mad.

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

She gave many of them to me because she thought I just had an innocent collection of them. She didn't know that I was using them to pleasure myself.

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

I used to have siblings...that was fun. :V

but anywho....Nana and I, we would sometimes go golfing together.

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

Well, more specifically, she would golf and I would pretend to drive the golf cart.

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

One time she almost hit this kindly black man who was golfing near us.

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

She went over to apologize..

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

...they went down into a sand trap and they took a really long time to come back out.

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

Nana said that he was a nice man named Tiger or something and that they accidentally fell asleep or some sh!t and that's what took so long.

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

I could see right through her lies.

Over 12 Years ago
Frothy

Bunker? He hardly knew her!

Over 12 Years ago
PN

Wow. That is some story. o_o

Over 12 Years ago
Shelbai

Ahh...2011....

Over 4 Years ago
Frothy Master Race

Back when I could talk, wallow, hear, see betteramd have no problems using my limbs.

Frothy can you please get on Facebook chat? Today is the start of the college foootbsll season and I really need to talk to speed about this since he is the only one who really likes it (you like the pros but da beras suck). Idk if you’rw Following the razorpigs for cfb this season. But regardless speed knows it all and I love his commentary about this epic sport scheme. Tell him that if he doesn’t want to add me on Facebook or sms text then please add me on discord (8346). There’s no reason for me to really go to xat when all I will receive is getting bullied by Johnny, eagle, and Chubbz who hate me and want me dead.

Over 4 Years ago
weid man

Ahhhhh 2018...

Over 3 Years ago
Frothy Discharge.

you miss your wallowing days as well?

Over 3 Years ago
Pirate_Ninja

Ahh, 20XX

6 Months ago
The Frothiest

Weidman




didn’t know I was gonna cry today. Fuck.

6 Months ago
Sniper of hell

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