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The Legend of Zegend

Posted 9 Months ago by Carmen C Bysa

The Legend of Zegend is a video game released for the Wii on the Nintendo eStore in 2031 to celebrate the Malchasis Disaster.

It follows a green elf man, Zegend, as he travels between the seven mystery dungeons in order to rescue the unnamed princess from the evil wizard Gandorf.

"Hi, I am trapped in the castle dungeon since I have been captured by the evil wizard Gandorf and will hence be unable to come in on Thursday. Thanks, Unnamed Princess." - the unnamed princess

Zegend is sleeping when he receives an email from the unnamed princess. This email declares that the princess has been captured by the evil wizard Gandorf, who has taken the princess to the dungeon. Zegend travels to the dungeon and rescues the princess, before falling into a coma for six thousand years after being hit on the head with a brick.

Six thousand years later, Zegend wakes up. In his absence, the evil wizard Gandorf was able to take over the world, before he realised the beauty of life, at which point he had a son and died. This son, Gandorf the White, took the form of an ordinary wild boar, and kidnapped the unnamed princess again.

Zegend visits the seven mystery dungeons: the water dungeon, the ground dungeon, the ghost dungeon, the fairy dungeon, the ice dungeon, the bug dungeon, and finally the best dungeon of all, the ice/bug dungeon, each time acquiring a new power related to the dungeon.

Using these eight powers (counting ice/bug as being two powers), Zegend is able to seal Gandorf the White away in a garden, where he remains until the sequel, the Lelda of Zelda.

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A classic.

Who could forget the sealing of Gandorf the White, or his infamous boar form.

So nostalgic, I'm teary-eyed.

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9 Months ago
Weird Occurance

Is this some copypasta I'm not familiar with?

9 Months ago
Axem Great Water

Is this some copypasta I'm not familiar with?


The phrase "Legend of Zegend" returns some results from 2017. However, the full text seems to be an obscure Fandom shitpost from 2019.
https://fandom-fanon.fandom.com/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zegend
Either way, I lost my shit at "ice/bug dungeon".

9 Months ago
galbraith

Either way, I lost my shit at "ice/bug dungeon".


That got me too lol
Thanks for providing the history!

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9 Months ago
Weird Occurance

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